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All you need to know about what's going behind the scenes at The Slightly Weird Alan Rickman Fansite.

So, Webmistress, what did you use to make your site?
     Adobe Photoshop 7.0 for the graphics, and Microsoft Notepad for the HTML. Haha, you suckas out there who use fancy schmancy expensive automated HTML generators! Give it up for some real old school HTMLing! Woot woot!

Are you ever going to grow out of the nineties and use PHP or CSS?
     No.

You're boring. Okay, let's talk about the pics on your site. Where'd they come from?
     All pictures from this site were found on the web and are believed to be in public domain. If you see a picture that is yours that you don't want on this site, send me an email and tell me to take it off.

This site looks funny in my browser.
     Site best viewed with Internet Explorer, set at millions of colors.

My browser is Internet Explorer, set at millions of colors, yet this site still looks funny. Could it be because you just have a horrible site? Why is it green? And why is it so weird? Why doesn't it have any normal stuff, like a biography and all that?
     There are plenty of good Alan biographies and perfectly brilliant normal Alan fansites out there. (Check the links page.) This website is not one of them.

How the hell do those hidden pictures work?
     You really want to know? Well, don't read on if you want to discover the magic for yourself. If you can't figure it out, then read on. Okay, all you have to do is highlight the picture. You can also press Ctrl and A together on the keyboard and then the whole page is highlighted. The hidden pictures will show their beautiful selves. Knock yourselves out!

Wow! Those text art pictures are cool! I want more!
     Check out The Glass Giant for a text art generator. Now you can make your own!

I absolutely love everything on this site and I wanna print out all the pictures, iron ons, lists, and all the other nifty stuffs to post around my room, my school binder, my shirt, and my car.
     Go ahead! I would be honored.

I absolutely love everything on this site and I want to use them in my site.
     Cool! Go ahead! Please link me and credit me, though, especially on things that are exclusive to this site, like the hidden pictures and iron ons. And I would appreciate it if you don't jack everything away for your own site, because then no one would visit here. One thing you may not do, however, is hotlink. That'll steal away my bandwidth and that's not cool. Upload what you want to your own server.

I absolutely love everything on this site and I want to sell your creations on eBay.
     Hell no! We're Alan fans connected by a web of love, not by a web of profit. If you want to sell Alan stuff on eBay, use your own stuff.

Who would like your site? This crappy webpage sucks.
     To you I say this: "It is the spectator, and not life, that art really mirrors." (Quoted from Oscar Wilde.)

Eww! You read Oscar Wilde's trashy filth?
     Yes... and I like it.

Alan's going to kick your rear end.
     Ooh, a spanking. I think I'm going to enjoy this.

That's it! It's time to send you hate mail.
     All right. My email is

I have an unhealthy urge to want to contribute something to this site.
     Cool! Submissions welcome! My email is

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